"One of my neighbors I discovered that my new friend I made at the gym is the same person who picked a fight with me on Nextdoor a couple years ago when I posted about finding a cat outside my house that I couldn’t keep. It was like 9PM and I have a reactive dog so I couldn’t keep it overnight or take it to a shelter, and I mentioned all of that, but I don’t think she is literate because she didn’t understand and kept returning to comment on it for the next several days. She has absolutely no idea who I am."

"The good news; the reason we haven't been getting new carly rae jepsen music in a while and why she has been seen frequenting quite a few broadway shows recently is because she's been busy scoring the music for an upcoming '10 things I hate about you' musical that will hopefully premier later this year / 2026. the bad news; the person who is supposedly writing the book for the musical is not everyone's favourite girls."

"My friend is friends w the broadway actor that dated Pedro pascal for years in the 2010s(?) I believe. He’s not dating Jennifer Aniston that’s for sure ;)."

"A friend of mine who is getting her phd in gender studies is set to publish a paper on Sean Baker and that fight scene in Anora and how it references popular SA p*rn imagery (her focus is on adult film). It’s pretty damning. It’s interesting (and upsetting) but I wish she was publishing it in a popular trade instead of an academic journal."

" My friend is, I guess you would call her an influencer or IG model. She posts a lot of fitness and just random "going out" type content. She's a former athlete, so she posts that type of content too. She once showed me a dm from John Cusack asking her go out for coffee."

"An absolutely insufferable relative of mine who works in AI was telling anyone who’d listen at a lunch a couple of months ago that Ben Affleck and ‘some director’ were flying an AI start-up he works at to LA to have them work on ways it could be implemented in movies and to see if any of the businesses would be worthwhile investments. This was before the fires and I don’t think they ended up flying them out."