"I went to high school with Seth Rogen. He was a very funny guy, and couldn't really keep quiet in class because he was always thinking up funny s**t.

Our math teacher came up with a solution to this: Seth would have the floor to himself for five minutes every Monday. In exchange, he'd keep quiet the rest of the week.

It was great. Seth would do a hilarious monologue every week, telling outrageous stories about what he'd been up to over the weekend, often integrating the teacher and members of the class in the story."