"I didn't know him really and he was already famous when this happened.

I'm from Shawnee, Oklahoma and my great aunt is good friends with Brad Pitt's grandma. We stop by her house for some reason, I can't remember what for but when we got there I really really had to p**s. So, when we get there I immediately go straight for the bathroom to my surprise I walk in on Brad Pitt dropping a deuce. I was mortified, mostly because I was only 9 and secondly I had no f*****g idea **Brad Pitt** was there. Like, I knew he was her grandson but I spent a lot of time there, saw all the pictures of him she had on her walls.

I was so embarrsed, I just walked to my ain't and was like "Brad Pitt is here..." and she looks at me confused and goes "I told you William came to visit". Yeah, I didn't know that was his real name."