
"The constant unending critiques of everything about you, how you dress, and what you could be doing better. If you don’t like me for me just say that please."
"The f****d out fake tan that only does the face and stops at the neck."
"Going on your phone the entire time when we are meant to be watching a movie or TV show together. I don’t want to rewind it or try to chat to you about it after to find out you didn’t pay any attentionBonus points if you’re watching TikTok’s out loud."
"S******g on people behind their back is so gross and I used to see women do it all the time in college and then pretend to be their friend face to face. Snake behavior, immediatly makes me lose all trust in you because no matter how nice you are, il have no idea if ur s******g on me when im gone."
"Being racist. If you can't even keep your racism hidden on a date, you must be a huge racist. Also you really won't like my family."
>pornstar<
#19 "I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat. It's 'BITER KISSER, right?'.... No?"
#28 Hey! If I'm taking a shower and all of a sudden I hear 'Tom Sawyer' by Rush? You betchyer ass I'll be air drumming between lather, rinsing and repeating and whatever else I feel like doing in the shower as a grown man.
You have been lucky. I know people who think all animals are nothing more than moving soulless robots, and people have pets to have something beneath them to control. Both people are overly "religious" control freaks.
""Acting like a baby and baby voice. Absolutely d**k shriveling. Your incompetence isn't cute or s**y, it makes me think you'd be a terrible partner and unreliable.""
That sucks rly ass and that not just here.
dick and sexy? why not just write it. Kindergarten or is there some rating shit in the background and about money?
Plus: tattoos. Smokers.