
"Constantly on social media. Wakes up, check social media. That need for validation."
"Playing “hard to get” .. maybe that’s a personal one. But I don’t care for the “chase” if you’re into me show it, I’d rather not play a guessing game chasing something that’s not realistic."
"When she says 'I love a man who communicates' but then gets weird when he opens up about his Pokémon card collection, emotional trauma, and the fact that he air-drums in the shower. Like hey, you said *communicate* – not curate a TED Talk."
"Long fake nails. Not attractive and look almost crippling. Your own nails, well-kept and clean, are way more attractive."
"Having a "Mean Girls" attitude. Ma'am. Ew"
""funny stories" that are just the chronicles of being a bully."
>pornstar<
#19 "I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat. It's 'BITER KISSER, right?'.... No?"
#28 Hey! If I'm taking a shower and all of a sudden I hear 'Tom Sawyer' by Rush? You betchyer ass I'll be air drumming between lather, rinsing and repeating and whatever else I feel like doing in the shower as a grown man.
You have been lucky. I know people who think all animals are nothing more than moving soulless robots, and people have pets to have something beneath them to control. Both people are overly "religious" control freaks.
""Acting like a baby and baby voice. Absolutely d**k shriveling. Your incompetence isn't cute or s**y, it makes me think you'd be a terrible partner and unreliable.""
That sucks rly ass and that not just here.
dick and sexy? why not just write it. Kindergarten or is there some rating shit in the background and about money?
Plus: tattoos. Smokers.