A 3200-Year-Old Egyptian Attendance Tablet

Held by The British Museum, a limestone tablet or ostracon dating back to 1250 BCE offers a fascinating glimpse into the work-life balance of ancient Egyptian workers. 40 employees and their reasons for missing work are inked in red and black New Egyptian hieratic script. Among them are entries like ‘embalming brother’, ‘brewing beer’, and ‘scorpion bit him’.
I'm wondering, if s/o writes:
"Faaaake - how can it be?
The US exist since 1776-07-04 ! Nothing can be before!
Don't be a woke leftist, do your own research, touch some grass and never trust science or the universities!"
Bomb! What the fuck?