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Martine 9 month s ago
#4 (ring riiing. ring riiing) "Arachno-Suicide Prevention Hotline, how can I help you?"

Sad spider: "Yeah, hi. Ummm...how do I actuate a can of RAID?"

"Do you have fingers?"

"I don't."

"Well, today's your lucky day then." (((click)))
       
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Armida 9 month s ago
Martine, OMG that's hilarious!
       
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Cilla 6 month s ago
#3 If you're stupid enough to believe that garbage is somehow going to relax you, you deserved that.

Ok looks as if #3 was the only one which wasn't a regular repeat which shows up about once a week. so there's that.
       
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