The First Meal On The Moon Was An American Staple

Following their historic moonwalk on July 21, 1969, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin partook in the first meal ever eaten on the Moon. To mark this momentous occasion, their menu consisted of bacon, peaches, and sugar cookie squares. They also enjoyed a pineapple-grapefruit drink and coffee as part of this unique lunar celebration.
#7 *One ages more slowly*.
#20 How in tf is that an American staple? Bacon, peaches, and sugar cookies: I can say without hesitation that I have never eaten that combination of things for any meal. And who in tf would drink pineapple juice, grapefruit juice, and coffee? Why not take it all the way and just have a big old glass of battery acid, paint thinner, and kerosine.