You Age Slower When In Space Than On Earth

A consequence of Einstein's theory of relativity is that astronauts in space experience time, and therefore aging, slightly differently than people on Earth. This occurs because massive objects like planets warp space-time with their gravity, causing time to pass at different rates depending on proximity to that gravitational force. For those aboard the International Space Station, this means they age a tiny fraction of a second slower, illustrating how time is not absolute.
#7 *One ages more slowly*.
#20 How in tf is that an American staple? Bacon, peaches, and sugar cookies: I can say without hesitation that I have never eaten that combination of things for any meal. And who in tf would drink pineapple juice, grapefruit juice, and coffee? Why not take it all the way and just have a big old glass of battery acid, paint thinner, and kerosine.