how is number one false?

#8
Forget about smoking in Malls, how about ashtrays on every table in McDonald's...

#33 "What ever is the matter, Gertrude?"

"I scratched my labia on that cheap ass toilet paper again."

#38 If eating an entire box of cookies makes Sally look like that? I say, “Keep eating, girl!” I like my jail-bait drawn in colored pencil.

#24 looks like American Actor Adam Driver

#14 And the same people recommend restaurants... doesn't make sense at all

#21 Not only a completely gross movie concept, another "sign of the times" puts the name of the female co-star, a main character, dead last, even after the male supporting actors.

Most of these do not belong in an "aged like spoiled" list.