
"In France, you can marry your cousin or a dead person"
"Norway, often mentioned as one of the most well-run countries in the world, runs on caffeine. We drink insane amounts of coffee, and we’re one of the world’s top consumers per capita. But it doesn’t stop there: Pepsi Max is our top-selling soft drink, making us (apparently) the only country where diet soda beats sugary soda. We alone drink over 9% of the world’s Pepsi Max.Clearly, caffeine is the secret to surviving the cold and dark winters."
maybe you should touch some grass