"Found My Old Favorite Sweater In My Current Size"
"Got the (top) sweater years ago from my partner, but it shrunk in the wash (we were foolish to throw wool in a machine!)
Cut to the other day at the thrift store, I find a replica in my size thats not gonna shrink! What luck!"
Well, DUH. That’s precisely why I wrote that. You don’t seem to be…ohwhatsthepoint.