"I Hit The Karma Lottery And Was Given A Free Flight On A Private Jet To Get My Dog Out Of State From A Bad Foster Situation"

"I had to leave my dog in Florida when my health suddenly went south and I moved back in with my parents in PA. A friend was taking care of her until I got healthy again and I went to visit her this last week. She was living in a c***k house, didn't have dog food, covered in fleas, and my friend is now an a****t. Through unbelievable luck, connections, and happenstance I got a private flight back with just me and her a day before I was actually due to fly back alone.
Today has been so surreal and I keep looking at the pictures because I just can't believe it happened!"
Well, DUH. That’s precisely why I wrote that. You don’t seem to be…ohwhatsthepoint.