"I once twisted a back muscle and could not recall a painless moment in my life. I cried."
"I came here to say this too. Avid bodybuilder. I squat heavy all the time.Bend down to pick up the dog’s poo though? Nope, instantly crippled. It was so painful all I could say was “ah” and stayed deadly still for about 10 minutes."
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Abe 4 month s ago
The waitress used the wrong pronouns.
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Honora 4 month s ago
Did any of you see that "A Little More Bollywood" post above? I'm not going anywhere near that, and if you know what's best for you...neither will any of you.
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Estella 4 month s ago
Gout attack. Usually a knee, but sometimes my big toe. Can't even let the bedsheet touch it. 
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Ebenezer 4 month s ago
Gall stones.
Headache from meningitis.
Worst pain I’ve ever felt.
Headache from meningitis.
Worst pain I’ve ever felt.
Headache from meningitis.
Worst pain I’ve ever felt.