"When I was like 14 I got a really bad sunburn on my back and shoulders. Like 2nd degree. Back had blisters all over it. Anyway, a few days later, at a party, I got in a scuffle. Ended up on my back on a cement driveway. Cops got called on the party. I most definitely should have got an underage drinking charge, but as soon as the cops saw my back they called an ambulance.
ER doc said I needed to go to a burn unit. Alas, parents had zero imsurance. After a conversation I was not a part of, doc comes back in and gives me a shot in the ass. Comes back 15 minutes later puts on a rubber glove and starts peeling the skin off my back. 0/7 do not recommend."
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Abe 4 month s ago
The waitress used the wrong pronouns.
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Honora 4 month s ago
Did any of you see that "A Little More Bollywood" post above? I'm not going anywhere near that, and if you know what's best for you...neither will any of you.
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Estella 4 month s ago
Gout attack. Usually a knee, but sometimes my big toe. Can't even let the bedsheet touch it. 
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Ebenezer 4 month s ago
Gall stones.
Headache from meningitis.
Worst pain I’ve ever felt.
Headache from meningitis.
Worst pain I’ve ever felt.
Headache from meningitis.
Worst pain I’ve ever felt.