#1 and # 2 yeah, well, if you're trying to shame me about the mexican border, try again. When those Canadians or Frenchies start pouring over to the other side for their free handouts, healthcare and welfare, while milking the system for all it's worth as an illegal who never means to become a citizen anyway...then we'll see how nice their border looks. Or better yet...how theirs would look if they bordered mexico today instead of the US?

#20 This is only for when you might get stuck in the elevator because of an earthquake. Elevators have to shut down automatically until they can be inspected for safety.

#8 Is he a Smurf?
Which one?