
"TIL in 2011 a woman was buried alive in a cardboard box by her fiancé after he attacked her with a stun gun then bound & gagged her with tape because he was "bored" with her & wanted custody of their son. She used her engagement ring to cut herself free & pull the box apart before flagging down help."
Boring
He’s smarter than you.
- Bread.
- Apples.
- Very small rocks.
- Cider!
- Great gravy.
- Cherries.
- Mud.
- Churches.
- Lead.
If she weighs the same as a duck
She's made of wood - And, therefore
- A witch! - A witch!
#37 It's just the lower end of the bell curve. The upper end are the highly intellectual, so there obviously also must be an opposite of that.