
"TIL that pencils were invented after a massive deposit of solid graphite was discovered in England, being the only place in the world with pieces large enough to cut into solid rods. England's monopolies over these lead other countries to smuggle graphite and recycle graphite powder."
Boring
He’s smarter than you.
- Bread.
- Apples.
- Very small rocks.
- Cider!
- Great gravy.
- Cherries.
- Mud.
- Churches.
- Lead.
If she weighs the same as a duck
She's made of wood - And, therefore
- A witch! - A witch!
#37 It's just the lower end of the bell curve. The upper end are the highly intellectual, so there obviously also must be an opposite of that.