#18 After seeing the Palestinian flag, I didn't have to read the text to know it was stupid. But I did and now I've got to live with that.

#11 We went onto rice and barley, oats, and potato, heck we have exploding tech that uses decompression instead of heat and explode candies like gummy bears.

#5 Pop in a shot of Kahlua and we're in business.

#1 how do you wrap something in cream cheese? Shouldn't it rather be coated in cream cheese?

#27 It is indeed concerning how much society is addicted to likes nowadays
#32 Classical Leslie Nielsen quote