#11 Lookatmelookatmelookatme!

#15 the difference is today's sprinters aren't being chased by a saber toothed tiger.

#17 when you just don't know what to do with that old area rug.

#45 yeah, tell me you never read Pet Sematary.

#42
once you see it:
Jack Nickolson is that you?

#19 really? "except" instead of expect. What a contrived POS

#13 Shoot for the sky!

#7 I guess the US is a circus, because the monkeys are our problem.

#1 Did you have to...Did you have to...Did you have to block traffic for THAT?

#33 In Hungary 40% of the working people don't admit their income to avoid taxes. This would never work.

In Hungary the speeding ticket belongs to the car. If you state that you were not the driver, they cannot ID the driver, so basic fees are applied and you will not get a ticket.

I Hungary if the car is owned by a company, there are no humans can be ticketed, since the owner is not a human.

Hungary is the home of workarounds.

#24 So they just didn’t have coffee until someone else decided to make it?

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