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Becca 3 month s ago
Tolkien wrote dwarf women were alike in dress and appearance to dwarf men. He never said they grew beards. In fact, no fantasy genre has ever had dwarven women with beards. That's only when the THE MESSAGE got a hold of the IP and we ended up with that The Woke of the Rings garbage on Amazon.
       
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Etta 3 month s ago
Becca, errrr, have you read any Terry Pratchett's Disc world novels?
       
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Cora 3 month s ago
Etta, Disc World is light hearted with comedic undertones. Lord of the Rings is not a light hearted comedy by any standard.
       
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Rosabella 3 month s ago
Becca,
In LoTR, Gimli explains the appearances of Dwarf women to Eowyn. Aragorn responds it's about the beards.

And in the first Hobbit movie, there is a scene where you can actually see female dwarves which have beards.

You can find both scenes on youtube
       
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Vessie 3 month s ago
Be afraid! Be very afraid! The gays are going out to get you! They will force men to grow boobs and women to grow beards! And sacrifice your first born!
       
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Vessie 3 month s ago
You realize that there is a non zero chance that you are or will turn into a drag queen?
       
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Vessie 3 month s ago
That dresses like dwarf women - indistinguishable from dwarf men
       
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Monna 3 month s ago
Worst. Post. Ever.
       
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Kathy 3 month s ago
Monna,

And yet you made it to the bottom of the page.
       
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Rosabella 3 month s ago
#2 Nudists are mostly old people, they have enough skin flaps for that mocking

#3 That's not how time travel works
       
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"Since dwarven women have beards, Gimli would have thought that Galadrial would be even hotter if she had a beard."

 

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