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Pat 2 month s ago
#22 You know, I'd like to see how that chick looks in 2025. It's a safe bet that guy just looks a bit older and has some gray in his beard. Her??? 40+ years old, fat and homely in strained and stained yoga pants that she slept in, slumming through Walmart with her 3 half-black kids in tow and living on welfare. Piss yellow bad highlights in unwashed hair with greasy tats on her fat calves. That mid-riff long, long gone, replaced by a muffin top with stretch marks, slurping her pumpkin spice starbucks and getting smokes at the check-out. With modern women, the packaging is always better than the product.
       
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Vernon 2 month s ago
Pat,
hey is this elevator going up? 'Pat' recites 1,000 page treatise on elevator history. Brevity dude, sheesh
       
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Zay 2 month s ago
Pat, But what about the fanny pack? Aren't you going to slam her for that?
       
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