"Alien Ant Farm. They played Smooth Criminal about 4 times and the entire show was just awful."

"Milli Vanilli….i was like 8 but was wondering they could barely speak English but their singing was perfect English."

"At a festival. Die antword. Sounded like babies on fire."

"Meatloaf followed by counting crows."

"I saw the Goo Goo Dolls a few years back. They were kinda old and didn't have great energy but the show was fine.

Then, I guess one of the other band members wanted HIS turn to sing. I called him Pink Hair Guy. Pink Hair Guy sang like he smoked two packs a day. The crowd hated him. Nothing ever sucked the buzz of concert excitement out of me faster than Pink Hair Guy. They let HIM sing their most popular song, Iris. I left mid song."