"If you get trapped on thin ice, lie down on your stomach and crawl/wiggle your way back to shore from the direction you came from. Chances are, if the ìce held you when you were standing up, it will continue to hold you with your weight dispersed over more surface area."
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Myrt 1 month ago
I'll keep that about the dogs in mind.
easy-peasy
easy-peasy
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Judy 1 month ago
Myrt,NEVER turn your back on a dog that wants to attack you, they will see it as a sign submissiveness.
Instead, raise your arms and try to look as big as possible without breaking eye contact.
If they still attack you, go for the throat.
Instead, raise your arms and try to look as big as possible without breaking eye contact.
If they still attack you, go for the throat.
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Geoffrey 1 month ago
If you're engaging the services of a hooker and she agrees to let you blow, unprotected, up her ass for an extra $100.00, pay her. Don't try to get dressed quickly and run down the passage while she's in the toilet, because you may discover that you need her pass to call the lift.
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Elisha 1 month ago
Geoffrey,
Thanks Geoff
Thanks Geoff
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Kristopher 1 month ago
Elisha,
Did someone learn that the hard way?
Did someone learn that the hard way?
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Jennet 1 month ago
#6 I have lived next to the ocean on an island my entire life, visited islands in the pPacific and Atlantic, and I have NEVER seen any flags at a beach indicating anything. This is not a North American thing.
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Jennet 1 month ago
#21 If you are a trained diver and jave gone through real dive training, you know how to remove your regulator and hold your breath. You are also trained not to dive if you don't feel well, and return to the surface if you become unwell.
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Lucina 1 month ago
Well, what do I do if I am drunk at 3 AM while scuba diving and am trying to float on my back because I am too tired but suddenly need to throw up in my mask as aquatic rottweilers begin attacking me just before all the water sucks out to sea leaving me exposed to the gangstas standing on the shore who mean to riddle me with bullets from their sideways pistols?
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Sandra 1 month ago
5 - saw note "Not non inflammable" which continues to confuse me.
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Ferbie 1 month ago
#15 That's not as easy as it sounds for everyone. Tried that a few times in a swimming pool and almost tried. I think it works better for people with more body fat.
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Celeste 1 month ago
#3 Does not necessarily 'save' your life. It makes the coroners work easier.
easy-peasy
Instead, raise your arms and try to look as big as possible without breaking eye contact.
If they still attack you, go for the throat.
Thanks Geoff
Did someone learn that the hard way?