I'll keep that about the dogs in mind.

easy-peasy

If you're engaging the services of a hooker and she agrees to let you blow, unprotected, up her ass for an extra $100.00, pay her. Don't try to get dressed quickly and run down the passage while she's in the toilet, because you may discover that you need her pass to call the lift.

#6 I have lived next to the ocean on an island my entire life, visited islands in the pPacific and Atlantic, and I have NEVER seen any flags at a beach indicating anything. This is not a North American thing.

#21 If you are a trained diver and jave gone through real dive training, you know how to remove your regulator and hold your breath. You are also trained not to dive if you don't feel well, and return to the surface if you become unwell.

Well, what do I do if I am drunk at 3 AM while scuba diving and am trying to float on my back because I am too tired but suddenly need to throw up in my mask as aquatic rottweilers begin attacking me just before all the water sucks out to sea leaving me exposed to the gangstas standing on the shore who mean to riddle me with bullets from their sideways pistols?

5 - saw note "Not non inflammable" which continues to confuse me.

#15 That's not as easy as it sounds for everyone. Tried that a few times in a swimming pool and almost tried. I think it works better for people with more body fat.

#3 Does not necessarily 'save' your life. It makes the coroners work easier.