Hotel TV remotes
"About 81 percent of hotel room surfaces sampled held at least some fecal bacteria. And television remotes are, in fact, among the most bacteria-laden surfaces, ranking up there with toilets and bathroom sinks," reports Scientific American.

When you consider how much time you spend touching each of these things, versus touching a beard, it's clear that poopy facial hair is the least of our worries. The good news is, we encounter all of this fecal bacteria day in and day out--and very few of us get sick or die from it. So keep washing those hands and taking care of those immune systems. Everything's gonna be OK.