
“The reason you are supposed to open your life vest outside the aircraft in case of an emergency ditching is so that you don’t float upwards while still inside the plane. This will trap you and increase your risk of drowning. Always open them outside or immediately before you leave the aircraft, should you need to evacuate on water.”
#13 For the record, I don’t know a single person who even owns a butt plug, much less someone who has worn one on a flight.