“If you don’t want to be delayed, take the earliest flight. There’s a bit of a “reset” overnight each night to start with a clean slate but late in the day, the chances are your plane has done multiple flights already. If any of those are delayed, yours is likely to delay too.”
#13 For the record, I don’t know a single person who even owns a butt plug, much less someone who has worn one on a flight.
#13 You might be surprised