“Ladies, take your batteries out of your vibrators when you’re packing. It’s not going on the plane if it’s dancing all over the baggage conveyor, and the bigger the airport the more difficult it’ll be to find you so you can go in and deactivate it.”
#13 For the record, I don’t know a single person who even owns a butt plug, much less someone who has worn one on a flight.
#13 You might be surprised