Play a ping-pong game while waiting at a crosswalk.
With this invention, you’ll never feel bored while waiting for a green light. You can play ping pong with a stranger who’s standing on the opposite side of the road. The only problem is that you might have so much fun that you’ll forget to cross the street!

Note to all you bleeding heart animal nuts: you are mental, you are out of touch with nature, and you deserve to be prosecuted for shit like that. Understand? You are out of touch with nature, you aholes.