"I served Jessica Alba once at Cafe Roma in North Beach, San Francisco. This was when Dark Angel had just started its run on TV, and if my memory serves me right, she wasn’t all that famous at this point. She was pretty rude and wouldn’t make eye contact. The guy she was with (boyfriend maybe) seemed aware of her behavior and seemed to be trying to make up for it by being nice to us behind the counter. I just remember thinking, 'She’s not even really that famous.'"