John Cessna was in school during the 2008 winter holidays, so his mom told him to “sober up” and send his family his own Christmas card. John didn’t take it lightly and sends the cards ever since, making them as hilarious as they can be. He doesn’t center the content on alcohol anymore, but goes for some more cringe and absurdity instead. These cards are true masterpieces!

Here are the before and after shots of people who stopped drinking. Of course, a lot of them also exercised to be in good shape, but still, just giving up alcohol has transformed their faces. Have a look.

The online plea to make a drunken friend in a photo appear more sober resulted in these funny photo-shopped creations!