so cliché....

TL;DR

Your sexual life seems to be really annoying.

It's general advices, each girl has preferences, and turn on for some is turn off for others.

The first three commenters are obviously men.

obviously, you are a woman. XD

these are obvious facts.......

men aren't careless as that.....but these quotes actually makes me smile.cause it's just plain sexist stereotypes.

normal things.. good for amateurs...

good for 80% of the izismile visitors.. Those who never leave their computer screen!

none of this is actually fun for the man. No wonder many quit and turn to porn.

Ugh, 40 pointless selfish bullshit tips...dont come too soon, dont take too long, yadda yadda.? I mean really....its obvious some dumb bitch wrote this....

If you follow these tips it will be the last time you get laid.

<<== rules? I don't need no sinking rules

If a man followed even half of these, he'd get it morning, noon and night, and several times in between. It's so simple, but sadly most men are just not that skilled. Luckily my man is ;)

Yeah, these tips suck! I mean really, what woman wants to sleep with a dude who's actually good in bed anyway? Caressing her breasts!? Playing with her clit!? Touching any non-genitalia body parts!? Kissing her!!??? No fun for the man at all! If I can't give her crotch wedgies, chomp on her nipples, do my famous ninja anal, give her pussy roadrash with my unshaven chin, or shove her face into my balls, then I don't want any part of it! I'll take my porn over passionate sex with a real woman any day!

And yes, I am a woman and this is a sarcastic post the summarizes what I've read from the boys who have commented.

right....he'd get it "morning , noon, and night", huh? cause i guess nothing is hotter to a chick than a pussy whipped faggot for a man....bitch, please....

well said JennaS

Men are selfish bastards anyway. They couldn't give a shit how a woman feels! I'm amazed that the one's who have commented here even bothered to read this.

i guess you're a lesbian..

follow this and have no sex

who the hell rote this

this list sucks ass. everybody's different, if you wanna have good sex, make sure it's consensual, talk about it, take your time and then enjoy. and if you don't, talk some more!

not bad at all, except, i dont think i ever need thoes advices.
but its ok, i guess.

i agree with the "NO nipple biting" my boyfriend literally almost bit my nipple off:X Turn Off

blah, too many rules for me! I guess I'll just have to turn to hot gay man sex.....