Whiskey

Whiskey, the drink of manly men everywhere. It’s even said to put hair on your chest. Let that be a warning that whiskey can do strange things. It takes the strongest of women and transforms them into pitiful beings who text things like, “I misssss youuuuu” to any (or all) ex-boyfriends. It’s a damn shame something that pairs so well with Diet Coke can be so, so wrong.