Black Anaconda

Noah’s Ark Waterpark, Wisconsin

You’d think that a waterpark named after a dude who saved the animals after a biblical flood would know a thing or two about water, and you’re not wrong. The Black Anaconda is one of the most thrilling and terrifying water coasters in the world. Part waterslide, part coaster it’s got the requisite downhill sections and some uphill ones where you’re propelled by jets. It’s the fastest (30 mph fast) quarter mile you’ll ever do soaking wet.