“It was me.

I was working at the tax office. Someone called up. Their return was late so they had a £100 fine. He also owed some tax, not a lot, but enough. So he calls up, and he’s telling me about how he hadn’t been working this year and things were tight. And I’m sat there filling in a form to put him on a payment plan.

And then I realized this was a kid that bullied me at school.

So I told him it was tough shit and he had 30 days to pay before we added another fine. Then I closed the form and ended the call.” – generic_brand_cola