Yes, there is a record for such a thing as ‘squirting milk from the eyes’. Ilker Yilmaz from Turkey made it the farthest — squirting out milk to a distance measuring at 279.5 cm. He uses both his nasolacrimal and tear ducts to perform this act. The man set the record in 2004 and even today nobody has surpassed it — or maybe that’s because one has ever tried.