“The Worst Birthday Card I've Ever Gotten”
“I Was The Only One Who Turned Up To My B-Day Party. So I Got Some Balloon Friends To Join”
“My Kid During His Birthday Safari”
“Happy Birthday!”
“Thank You, Facebook”
“It Was Supposed To Say Happy Birthday Lizard (Her Nickname)”
“Today’s My Birthday. No One Could Make It Over For Pizza And Games, The Power Went Out And I Twisted My Ankle Because I Couldn’t See Coming Down The Stairs”
“Everyone Including My Parents Forgot It Was My Birthday Today, So I Improvised”
“My Friend's 16th Birthday Was On 9/11”
“Me And All The Friends I Invited To My Birthday”
“Someone Threw Away The Rest Of My Birthday Cake Before I Was Able To Take It Home”
“Bought 60 Doughnuts For The Office Today To Celebrate My 20th Birthday, Only To Be Told I Need To Self Isolate/Work From Home For The Next Week”
“Someone Cut The Cake That Was For Me Today At Work Without Telling Anyone In The Break Room”
“My Quarantine Birthday Is Going Well”
“Whole Foods Prime Delivery For My Mom's Birthday”
“It’s My Birthday. It’s Also The Only Day My Doctor Could Remove My 3 Kidney Stones (Laser Lithotripsy)”
“Someone Stole My Professor's Birthday Cupcakes That He Left In His Room For Today”
“Mom Made Me A Birthday Cake Last Year. Didn't Leave Enough Room To Dot The Exclamation Point”
“How My Friend Is Celebrating His Birthday Today”
“When You Get A Cake For Your Birthday And You’re Older Brother Eats It Before You Celebrate Your Birthday”
“It's My Birthday. I'm In The Hospital And They Don't Know What's Wrong”
“Absolutly No One Remembered My Birthday Except Another Person Who Has The Same Birthday As Me And Gave Me A Pen”
“My Mom Made Me A Pan Of Brownies For My Birthday, And My Son Insisted On To Carrying Them On The Way Home”
“Turned 26 Today, Contact Fell Out While Walking Into Work, Tried To Rub My Eye To Help The Irritation While Looking Down, And Walked Into A Brick Wall. Happy Birthday To Me”
“Well, That's Annoying”
“I Tested Positive For Covid-19 On My Birthday”
“My Mom Ordered A TV (Delivered By FedEx) For Me For My Birthday. We Just Opened It Up To Turn It On And...”
“Birthday Gift From My Family To My Introverted Self So I'll Have "Someone To Talk To"”
“This Was My Dad's Boat On Our 2nd Time Out After Buying It. It Was Also On My Birthday”
“The USPS Cares. About Stealing Your Birthday Money Sent From Your Poor Grandmother”
“Decided To Work On My Birthday Today, Was Going To Leave Early But Instead 3 People Called Out So Here I Am 12 And A Half Hours In And Still Going. Happy Birthday To Me”
“Today Is My Birthday, And All I Can Do Due To Restrictions Is Buy A Whole Box Of Donuts For Myself”
“Happy Birthday, Hope You Didn’t Want A Cake”
“My Mom Wanted To Surprise Me With A Delivery Of My Favorite Pizza & Ice Cream From Ohio To LA For My Birthday. UPS Lost The Package For 2 Days And Delivered On The 3rd - Refused Refund”
“My Little Brother Had His Appendix Removed On His 11th Birthday”
“Homeless On My Birthday And Out Of Gas. Such Is Life I Guess”
“Today Is My Birthday And This Is What Should Have Become My Cake”
“At My 30th Birthday, One Of My Friends Dropped His Phone On The Cake. One Of My Best Memory And One Of His Worst”
“I Ate It Anyway. 4 Hours Of Baking, Half An Hour Before My Bday BBQ, Dropped On The Ground. And Every Piece Was Savored”
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