In this age of internet wonderment; we need new words.
I would like to submit for your approval ...
"Anatidaerhunkhosphobia".
[anatidae rhunkhos phobia]
{latin + greek + latin}
DUCK BILL FEAR
However, I think it would be easier to say "be afraid; be very afraid of duck bills"
"You're desthpicable!" - Daffy Duck
Here on our plant, the people from the fowl think tank believed that the anorexic duckwalker sub class of duck bill mutants will morph into non migrating ducks. This is due to applying perceived beauty enhancing make-up inside their bodies.
According to some anthropologists, the lips are similar in appearance to the labia because they flush red and swell when they're aroused, a possible conscious orsubconscious reason that women in many cultures make their lips even redder with lipstick.
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