A) the fact that he is Lindsay Lohan’s #1 fan

B) the fact that he is proud of it

C) the fact that he can’t write a meaningful sign

D) the fact that he’s standing on a step stool because he does not have a soap box

E) the fact that she is most definitely guilty of everything.

Don’t people like this have JOBS?

Who has time to go down to a court house in favor of letting some actress no one cares about anymore skate on a drug charge?

I could keep going, but I would feel too bad being mean. 

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