Top Reasons That Urban Outfitters Sucks

15 Jun 2011


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A bunch of lame old men run it:


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Fringed boots:


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Hipster snuggies:


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They (seriously) want you to wear tiny hats:


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When things get marked down, they are so drastically marked down it makes you realize how much of a MARK-UP they do when selling retail.

 

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The owner, Richard Hayne, is an ultra conservative billionaire. He has donated thousands of dollars to extremely conservative politicians like Rick Santorum. Rick Santorum once said: If we allow gay marriage, next thing you know, people will be marrying gold fish.

 

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They won't sell this shirt:


In 2008, Urban Outfitters started selling this “I Support Same Sex Marriage” shirt. Less than a week after they began selling it, Urban Outfitters yanked it from stores and online claiming they had receieved “too much bad press.” Only problem is, there was no bad press. The designer couldnt find any.

 

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Bikestaches:


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They tried selling this:


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Clip on bangs:


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From their blog:


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Ear cuffs:


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They rip off independent designers:


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They sell stupid graphic t-shirts like this:



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dasdasdasd 9 year s ago
if you buy at urban outfitters, next thing you know, you own a gold fish.
       
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HTTB 9 year s ago
So they don't support gay marriage. So what? There are companies like Home Depot that do. They provided the aprons that people wore to hand out condoms at a gay pride parade.
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Geez Izismile, get your panties out of wad.
       
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Magda 9 year s ago
I never got anything from that store, never liked it.
       
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Grimmer 9 year s ago
Tragic hipsters.
       
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Peanut 9 year s ago
Who in their right mind would pay 329.00 for ugly boots?!
       
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oh 9 year s ago
The masses are incurably ignorant.
       
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zugzub 9 year s ago
What the fuck is urban outfitters?
       
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Jennica 9 year s ago
Such a deep asenwr! GD&RVVF
       
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chrisbumble 9 year s ago
nah.
       
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