wow, some pointless stuff here. The Head vibrator is going to be the next big fashion thing though....I can tell!

#14 Yeah, I've got one of those. Works really well on dog hair on the rug and the kitchen floor. And it's a good squeegee. But now I feel stupid....d'Oh!

Some of this stuff is fucking funny. A garden Sasquatch?...LOL A bacon rack? LOL I'm still laughing.

#21 was just on the cleveland show this weekend

#33 isn't bs though. I knew someone who'd been in a car accident and had to use traction. Those things are really helpful.

With that said. LOL What a bunch of lazy douchebags!

There are a lot of things on here that I want but I'm too embarassed to share.

I could use #35 Maybe then the dog would stop eating holes in the fence.

#3 - actually, this is a corn on the cob butterer - put a stick of butter in the holder and rub it along the corn cob (or if you're like me, your dick, if your girlfriend loves butter).

#33 - endorsed by David Carradine!

useless!! love to see the ads on tv

Where's that egg yolk separator?????

Have you ever wanted to make or receive a phone call underwather?

For fuck's sake, NO!

#37 Challenge accepted. And I want #27 just for the creep factor.

The corn butterer (#3) actually works great.

just goes to show, anyone who feels motivated enough to pander to peoples' extreme laziness can make millions or tens of millions.

salesmanship beats utility every time.

Wow! #42...unbelievably tacky.

Sumo table!