When it comes to being lazy and buying all kinds of useless crap, some customers have it in spades. See for yourself the types of useless and completely embarrassing “As Seen on TV” products people actually buy and presumably use.
Egg cracker
Egg shaper
Corn holder
Pizza oven
Potty Patch mat, indoor dog potty
UroClub, the portable golf club urinal
Slendertone Ab Systems belt
The Wearable Towel
The Comfort Wipe
The Shoedini
Couch Commander table
Tiny plastic shovels
The Hot Dog Toaster
SweepA, the one-sweep broom
Bango Hair clips
Slice-O-Matic for food chopping
Puppy Bumpers
Swivel car seat
Gutter Rake without the pole included
Dual Blade Package opener
Slimming shirt for men
Sumo table
Fake butt pads
Head vibrator
Dog foot condoms
Face hugging mask
Portable office
A garden Sasquatch
Toilet water bowl
Lazy exercise
Trendy germ bandana
Bike
Cervical traction device
Hand exerciser
Dog porthole
Protein ketchup
Not a sex toy
Laser guided pool cue
iPhone wrist strap
Big sarcophagus
Personal infrared sauna
Leg stool
Wine ager
Gross bacon rack
Giant chair
Underwater cell phone
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With that said. LOL What a bunch of lazy douchebags!
#33 - endorsed by David Carradine!
For fuck's sake, NO!
salesmanship beats utility every time.