Some things are speculation and some are facts, and the following list definitely falls into the latter.
Sunglasses are always more expensive with writing in the corner
The main difference between cats and dogs is this:
This will happen every time, no matter how well you know the song:
This:
Your signature will always look like this:
Haircuts always go like this:
This:
Sadly, this:
This:
Fedoras are always a mistake:
Some bread is useless:
School buses make no sense
You should never accept friend requests from anyone with this name:
This will make you cry everytime:
And this flinch everytime:
Everyone feels this way when bowling:
Gary Busey should never, ever pole dance
This happens every birthday:
The maximum amount of swag a person can have is 41
This ruins whatever you just bought:
Snakes are imaginary
This:
Nutella always makes sense
But desks never do
This is still literally the worst thing that can happen to a person:
Grocery shopping is only for the strong
And there is nothing better than a pug going down a slide