These awkward knock-off brand names and products show that the ingenuity of those who produce fake goods has absolutely no limits.
Not Peanut M&M's...
But Peanut S&M's...
Not Starbucks Coffee...
But Star F*cks Coffee.
Not Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey
But Joens Danhse Tenderness Whiskey.
Not a Sony Playstation controller...
But a Fony Playstation controller. Aptly named, by the way.
Not a Disney Princess/Barbie Phone...
But a Blandness Girl phone. Note the "Benign Girl" with the Barbie imagery on the phone itself.
Not a Nintendo Wii...
But a WiWi.
Not Ninja Turtles or Power Rangers...
But Mighty Mutant Power Turtles.
Not Johnnie Walker's Red Label Scotch...
But Johnnie Worker's Red Labial Scotch.
Not Darth Vader from Star Wars....
But Darth Vader from Star Knight. Riding a police scooter, no less.
Not Superman...
But SOUPerman.
Not a Harry Potter backpack...
But a Harry Potter/Sonic the Hedgehog/Obama backpack. Same thing.
Not Arm & Hammer...
But Arm & Hatchet.
Not Google...
Well actually, Google. But in toilet paper form.
Not My Little Pony...
But Demon Donkey.
Not Puma...
But Pimp.
Not "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"....
But "Unbelievable, this is not butter!"
Not Dolce & Gabbana...
But Dolce & Banana.
Not Oreo Cookies...
But Borios.
Not Google...
But Googirls.
Not Transformers or Converse Sneakers...
But a "Conversion" sneaker robot.