The 12-Year-Old Who Uncovered A Nationwide Doughnut Conspiracy
The Kid Who Planned The Perfect Day
This Master Of The Non Sequitur
This World-Class Practitioner Of The "Meta-Photobomb"
This Precocious Emotional Blackmailer
Written by a young lady to her father after he said he wanted to finish watching the football game before going out to the beach.
And This Future Mob Boss
The Owner Of This Vehicle
he World's Youngest Emo Poet
The Saddest Person In The World
This Fashion-Forward Trendsetter
And This One
The Optimist
The Pessimist
The Realist
This Future Captain Of Industry
The 10-Year-Old Who Disapproves Of The Pernicious Influences Of Vapid Celebrity Culture
The Busybody
The Optimistic Logician
The Pessimistic Logician
This Future Leader Of The Free World
And This One
This Future Nobel Prize Winner
The Literalist
The Straight-Talker
This Kid
This Future Teetotaler
This 6-Year-Old Pluto Apologist And Future Politician
The Artist
The Master Of The Thank-You Note
This Future Best Math Teacher Ever
And Gabe Perez