Leonard DiCaprio is actually a housewife from the 1950s named Judy Zipper:
It's never a good a idea to put socks on a dog:
850. That's how many:
The "Spiderman-swinging-out-of-your-butt" look is never a good look:
Honey Boo Boo's mom looks remarkably like Slimer from "Ghostbusters:"
That missing Dorito is always where you least expected:
There is literally nothing funnier than a dog getting hit in the crotch by a tennis ball:
Always be confident in your handshake:
There's no point in ever taking another roller coaster picture again, because this is the best:
It's never a good thing when Facebook thinks you're a knee:
The cat selfie is the new hot selfie:
Or maybe the sassy monkey selfie:
Or maybe the horse selfie:
Or maybe the lawn mower selfie:
The guy who named Jet Skis "Jet Skis" really messed up:
Adrian Brody is the white Snoop Dogg:
How to spell "cologne":
And "bottle":
A good way to stay in shape is to bench-press a goose:
If you're German and planning on cannonballing into a pool of ice, THINK AGAIN:
Robert Nelsen is one cool dude:
Donald Trump and Bill O'Reilly have never heard of the wave:
This is the right way to eat a Tic Tac:
You can be stylish, but chances are you're also illegal:
All cats just want to report the weather:
And all carrots just want to model:
Gary Busey is what's wrong with the country's education system:
Justin Bieber with a tiny face is equal parts hilarious and terrifying:
Dressing a horse as Harry Potter is ALWAYS a good idea:
The scientific name for dogs is "Poop Factory":
Somehow, somewhere, this picture of Sir Patrick Stewart happened:
Bears just want to say hi:
This is the best name you can give a death metal band:
Jon Stewart's pen-flip game is ON POINT:
Every time Vladimir Putin walks away from something, it looks like it's going to blow up:
Reading "Fifty Shades Of Grey" in public is also NEVER a good look:
Treadmills are a waste of time:
All dogs are terrified of Julia Roberts:
She is Rita:
Me, you, and everyone else will never be as cool as this man:
It's never a good idea to pick your nose during the Olympics:
Nic Cage looks great as a cat:
Dating sites can be terrifying:
Steve Carrell and Ryan Gosling definitely had a child together:
And seals should escape from the zoo more often. Like, every day:
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