This moon that started drinking way too early
This hammered sign
This shitfaced door
This intoxicated truck
This road that is totally going to throw up later
This three-sheets-to-the-wind boat
This door that got kicked out of the bar, like, two hours ago
This inebriated plane
This wasted trampoline
These trees that refuse to leave your party
This hammered horse
This intoxicated rainbow
This lightning that can't hold its whisky
This tree that started the night with a bottle of Steel Reserve
This buzzed bread
Optimus Prime after a pub crawl
This smashed alphabet
This bike lane that thought jello shots were a good idea
This crunk clock
These plastered buildings
This wrecked snail
This window that is trying to tell you it's "totally fine to drive"
And Bruce the cow