Babies do not know how to pose for pictures. They just don't.
You are not flexible enough to do an infinity sign with your body.
Dogs will not sit still after you give them a stick.
Your hair is not majestic enough to flip like this.
Children cry ALL the time.
Putting sprinkles on your lips will not look cute.
Siblings are not this well-behaved. Ever.
You're supposed to kiss under the mistletoe, not wrap yourself in hot bulbs.
You are not a yoga master.
There is no way you can spin your child and take a picture at the same time.
A photo within a photo is only legit when you are in a scenic area.
Kids do not cooperate.
You can't fake a candid moment.
Like, ever.
Aerial pictures just never come out the way you want them to.
And babies HATE PUMPKINS.
Seriously, just stop trying this one.
Fail.
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