Facebook doesn’t give you any respect.
This is how people picture New Zealand…
When it really looks more like this:
It’s hard to get anything done when your country is a shining beacon of freedom:
Or when you have no worries:
Or when you underestimate the running speed of a herd of sheep:
Or the size of a moa:
When you see people complaining about how hot it is in the June and July all you can say is:
You understand how devastatingly accurate this map is:
And you’re constantly wondering who put the 12-year-old in charge of naming all of New Zealand:
And in charge of writing headlines:
And who is the creative genius who named this store?
The criminals are way too polite:
And the coroners party way too hard:
Even the buses want you to have a good time:
There’s so much wildlife that it gets harder every day to tell them apart:
Yeah, nah, you use this phrase way too much:
If you’ve ever been to Avondale, you know this is a totally legitimate concern:
And this is an everyday sight:
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